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'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

Champagne Charlie.

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'New money or old money?'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'If you want your diet to work, you're going to have to take the wheels off your refrigerator.'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

Popeye Switches to Kale.

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

"Would it help if I ate a salad?"