Freelance Fighter Gifts

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"You're fired."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Burning the midnight oil.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Ban on Free Speech

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Voltaire

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Multi-tasking.

What My Day Feels Like

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Medical personnel give their hearts

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Press Freedom

Back to work...

Letters escape from a caged book.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

George Orwell

Relaxing in the Sun

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Government a la Carte

Working Late

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Trump

MLK

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.