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'Public spirited mathematician comes to work every weekend to do some pro bono equations'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

At the market

Soldier armed with a pen.

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'Simply put.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

"Have you been working out?"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

"Lucky Guess."

'...Or not.'

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

'I forgot the question.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

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