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'Public spirited mathematician comes to work every weekend to do some pro bono equations'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'But I digress...'

"Is it that bad?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

At the market

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'Simply put.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"Have you been working out?"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"Lucky Guess."

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'...Or not.'

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

'I forgot the question.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."