Fraud Investigation Pillows

Leave one of your names with my secretary.

The Anti-Agent

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"True crime meets reality TV"

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

Bribery and Corruption.

Newton's Law and Order.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'Well you checked my £20 note so I'm checking the change you gave me!'

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!