Frat Culture Gifts

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Punk Reindeer

Bro of Frankenstein

Frat House Feng Shui

Homing Beatnik

A frat party at an online university

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Goes To College

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

"This is a weird frat."

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

Canine Frat Parties

I wish somebody had told me "Prince Charming" is an ironic nickname his fraternity gave him!

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

"Ogden, could you pull a string and get me one of those pictures of you naked at Yale?"

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

'Here's to vague college memories that keep 3 old guys without much in common anymore sharing a drink once a year.'

'I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave.'

God's frat house.

'Huck me.'

'Yeah, but I was a disgusting bum before it was fashionable to be a disgusting bum!'

Beerboarding 101

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

Hippie Army Knife

"Why don't you try the Omega house? I don't think you're Alpha dog material."

"Spot Mr Conformity, Mr Identikit, and Mr No Individuality!"

Pizza Initiation