Frat Culture Pillows

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Punk Reindeer

Bro of Frankenstein

Frat House Feng Shui

Homing Beatnik

A frat party at an online university

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

"This is a weird frat."

Canine Frat Parties

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

"Ogden, could you pull a string and get me one of those pictures of you naked at Yale?"

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

'I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave.'

'Here's to vague college memories that keep 3 old guys without much in common anymore sharing a drink once a year.'

God's frat house.

'Huck me.'

Beerboarding 101

'Yeah, but I was a disgusting bum before it was fashionable to be a disgusting bum!'

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

Hippie Army Knife

"Why don't you try the Omega house? I don't think you're Alpha dog material."

"Spot Mr Conformity, Mr Identikit, and Mr No Individuality!"

Pizza Initiation

Complete Metamorphosis