Frat Club Alumni Gifts

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Bro of Frankenstein

Frat House Feng Shui

Jobs for graduates

A frat party at an online university

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Goes To College

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

"This is a weird frat."

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

Canine Frat Parties

I wish somebody had told me "Prince Charming" is an ironic nickname his fraternity gave him!

"Ogden, could you pull a string and get me one of those pictures of you naked at Yale?"

'I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave.'

'Here's to vague college memories that keep 3 old guys without much in common anymore sharing a drink once a year.'

God's frat house.

'Huck me.'

"There was no hazing involved. We simply beat him up."

Beerboarding 101

"Alright, you guys....what's so goddamn funny?"

"Why don't you try the Omega house? I don't think you're Alpha dog material."

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Old frat boys.

Brett Beer: It's the best beer to ever make me ralph. And I've ralphed a lot.

"Whoa! Turns out you're sixty-four percent douchebag, Kyle."

Pizza Initiation

'Welcome to the frat, Todd! OK, Bob. Your turn. If you want to be a member, you've got to let him get you riiiight up to the net before you snap the line.'

'I try to keep up with the trends in healthy eating. Today I'm making one of those 'warm salads' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

goldfish swallowing has never become passe at Kitty Kat Frat.

Kappa Delta Cosa Nostra

"Pledge Kavanaugh reporting for hazing."