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'I said French Fries.'

"I'm moving to France to not get fat."

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

Placier.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Garlic Free Zone.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Gigot de sept heures."

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

Cooking with Pierre

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

'The escargots are underdone.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

French man holding a dish.

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

'Your French dip, sir.'