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"Isn't this a sequel?"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

$1: Family Secrets

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

The United States' economy deflating.

Have you seen my money?

Hipster Police Department

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

"Of course he's smiling, he spent all the company profits before he died."

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"You know something doc, he weirdly kind of resembles you."

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

This franchise is great, but what's in it for you?

'I suspect, Madam, that this Van Gogh is a forgery.'

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

"Noooo, nothing I'd really call fresh. Freshish maybe."

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

'Mate, you've just paid two grand for a T-shirt and a hand-mower.'

"Okay, let's hear some weaknesses."

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

"Take it easy! Thinking snow doesn't mean necessarily mean wanting snow!"

'Food critics cannot determine what are crime scenes.'

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"