Franchise Detective Prints

"Isn't this a sequel?"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

$1: Family Secrets

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

The United States' economy deflating.

Have you seen my money?

Hipster Police Department

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

"Of course he's smiling, he spent all the company profits before he died."

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"You know something doc, he weirdly kind of resembles you."

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

This franchise is great, but what's in it for you?

'I suspect, Madam, that this Van Gogh is a forgery.'

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

Genealogy Service. Family Trees Traced. I discovered that not only are you heir to an unclaimed family fortune, but I'm your long lost brother Wally!

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

"Noooo, nothing I'd really call fresh. Freshish maybe."

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

"Okay, let's hear some weaknesses."

'Mate, you've just paid two grand for a T-shirt and a hand-mower.'

'Food critics cannot determine what are crime scenes.'

"'Love makes a Subaru a Subaru' my eye!"

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"