France Gifts

'Your French is terrible.' 'AT LEAST I MAKE LE EFFORT!'

Macron is elected president.

'Not now Kato!'

Friends parting after a trip to Paris

"Are you sure this is St. Tropez?"

Let them eat cake!

French Flag

French Wine Tasting

Children's Parties

The Vineyard

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"That's not how I sat on you."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Are we there yet?'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Baroque Peacock

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

French wine

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'