France Gifts

'Your French is terrible.' 'AT LEAST I MAKE LE EFFORT!'

Macron is elected president.

Friends parting after a trip to Paris

"Are you sure this is St. Tropez?"

Let them eat cake!

French Flag

French Wine Tasting

The Vineyard

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"That's not how I sat on you."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Are we there yet?'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Baroque Peacock

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

A little bird told me...

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

French wine

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'