French Culture Gifts

"I'm sorry, but I can't sell you one until you give me the correct pronunciation."

Caricature of Napoleon Bonaparte

Happy Bastille Day!

'It's the French Government - they want us to return all the words we borrowed from their language.'

The French test Lance Armstrong.

Department de Philosophie

'Yes, you're right... This dinner invitation from the French Embassy is highly suspicious!'

'The Zenith of French Glory; The Pinnacle of Liberty'- Execution of Louis XVI and Beginning of War

'Well, isn't that better than not letting them eat cake?'

'As a matter of fact I am an artist, but I only draw blood'

Louis XIV

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

'You're not speaking french...you're speaking English with a French accent.'

I love French.

Guy reading Accordion Monthly, which has bellows in the middle.

Our Spies In France: What They Found Out

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

'Honestly, Pam, I don't think 'tais-toi et sois belle' is French for 'I want you to be the mother of our children'.'

Francois Hollande and his women

"My mom is French Canadian."

Conductor and Quasimodo.

French President Sarkozy.

Travel Agents "I'd like somewhere unpretentious avec un petit de je ne sais quoi."

Prussian Siege of Paris, 1870

Jean Paul Sartre.

"Why can't you just be happy for me that I'm going to Paris?"

'We may not look like much, but the French accent works wonders with the ladies...'

Jean Philippe Rameau

Mind your head.

Charles de Gaulle

Macron´s yellow vests

"Le Roar?"

Flamingo Dancer, Miss.

'Does anyone have experience operating this thing?' 'MOI!'

French man holding a dish.