Moving To France Gifts

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Somewhere in France - Clark wonders if toupee has an accent grave

New Guy.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Vaccination Passport

Airport

Technological Dependence.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

The Airport.

Frosty, the Golden Years

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"You do not have a QR-Code."

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'There'll be a small, temporary tax hike -- I REALLY have to build a mother-in-law room.'

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

Let them eat cake!

On today's Ask Sadie Radio Hour, we discuss one topic: the constant flirtation with fleeing to Canada. Canada has universal health insurance, far fewer killings, much less bigotry, more social mobility, better schools, less obesity, 50 weeks maternity leave, blah blah blah. But that means nothing, because you know what they don't have? Panicky media telling you who to blame for the sky falling! We'll be back, after this message from Depends Undergarments.

"Honey, is the car filled up? My project here is finished and after my lunch I'm taking a new job in South America."

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'Not now Kato!'

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."