Fracking Fanatic Pillows

'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Bears catching fish

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

A Bloody Butcher

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Sunbathers.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Been waiting long?'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

Fishing for Birds

Loud mouth bass.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'