Fracking Fanatic Mugs

'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bears catching fish

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Sunbathers.

A Bloody Butcher

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Been waiting long?'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Fishing for Birds

Loud mouth bass.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"