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"Whoa, check it out - Bill Murray just crashed our cartoon!"

"Have you two figured out that you're one of my nutty little juxtapositions?"

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

First past the post.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"Something's wrong. I can tell by those kinetic lines the cartoonist drew around your head."

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Scientists building a tower

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"That explains the signature on the floorboard."

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

"According to the Times, the cartoonist drew my right hand wrong."

People who understand Venn diagrams

"Do you believe me now? Look at him — he poured my water bowl on your head, not me. He drew us. He controls everything!"

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

Artists draw speed lines next to their car.

'There's no money in comic strips.'

"Lou, that lazy cartoonist did it again! You have got to see the size of this hole — we’re free! Sweet mother of all things holy... the Lockhorns are making lasagna!!"

"We've run some tests and it turns out you're just in a bad cartoon."

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

"I wish I could get him to relax."

'AAAH! DON'T LOOK AT ME! I'M ONLY HALF DRAWN!'

Knockout!

Character trucks #4 Pick-up.