Fourth Wall Fan Pillows

"Whoa, check it out - Bill Murray just crashed our cartoon!"

"Have you two figured out that you're one of my nutty little juxtapositions?"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Look, it's my word balloon."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

First past the post.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"Something's wrong. I can tell by those kinetic lines the cartoonist drew around your head."

Scientists building a tower

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

"You're in the cartoon league now. You just have to pretend those little circles in the stands are actual people."

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

"That explains the signature on the floorboard."

"According to the Times, the cartoonist drew my right hand wrong."

People who understand Venn diagrams

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

"Do you believe me now? Look at him — he poured my water bowl on your head, not me. He drew us. He controls everything!"

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

Artists draw speed lines next to their car.

'AAAH! DON'T LOOK AT ME! I'M ONLY HALF DRAWN!'

'There's no money in comic strips.'

Stephen Fry

"I wish I could get him to relax."

"We've run some tests and it turns out you're just in a bad cartoon."

"Lou, that lazy cartoonist did it again! You have got to see the size of this hole — we’re free! Sweet mother of all things holy... the Lockhorns are making lasagna!!"

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,