4x4 Fan Pillows

Four wheel drive stuck on its spare tyres.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Heavy meals on wheels

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Ancient taxi

"Whoa, check it out - Bill Murray just crashed our cartoon!"

Inflatable car

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Cylinder Head

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Jeep

Finishing Line

'How come no one ever sends me a fax?'

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

An English Coachman Swaggers Down the Street

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'