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Artists draw speed lines next to their car.

"This is all just some big caption contest to you, isn't it?"

"I'm perfectly aware that I'm only a character in a cartoon, but in all honesty I'm happy with that."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"I'm perfectly aware that I'm only a character in a cartoon, but in all honesty I'm happy with that."

"Yup! We're in a cartoon strip alright!"

'AAAH! DON'T LOOK AT ME! I'M ONLY HALF DRAWN!'

'There's no money in comic strips.'

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

"Look, it's my word balloon."

Unpopular Comic Strip

"We've run some tests and it turns out you're just in a bad cartoon."

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

"Lou, that lazy cartoonist did it again! You have got to see the size of this hole — we’re free! Sweet mother of all things holy... the Lockhorns are making lasagna!!"

"Do you believe me now? Look at him — he poured my water bowl on your head, not me. He drew us. He controls everything!"

"Something's wrong. I can tell by those kinetic lines the cartoonist drew around your head."

"According to the Times, the cartoonist drew my right hand wrong."

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

"Oops, sorry."

"That explains the signature on the floorboard."

'Let's not go by the book.'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'