Fourth Of July Party Planner T-Shirts

"Our forefathers died to give us our most cherished freedom. The fight to absolutely terrify every dog and cat in the land every 4th of July."

'Steak Ted?'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Out To Lurch

Margarita

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

US National holiday

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

Cinéma Vérité

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

Touring Holidays - On the P***

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

'You add the girl after baking.'

Biodegradable helium balloons.

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

"Nothing says 'Fourth of July' like beer, hot dogs, and antacids."

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'

Seventh Birthday

'You're laying down that bottle for when Rich graduates from college? Don't you ever want to drink it?'

"It's my birthday. Churn out some hype."

"Perhaps we should have postponed our downsizing operation until after the Xmas party."

Florist.

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."