Fourth Of July Party Planner Mugs

"Our forefathers died to give us our most cherished freedom. The fight to absolutely terrify every dog and cat in the land every 4th of July."

'Steak Ted?'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Out To Lurch

Frosting the Snowman

Margarita

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

US National holiday

Cinéma Vérité

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

'You add the girl after baking.'

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

Pin-atas

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'

Biodegradable helium balloons.

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

Touring Holidays - On the P***

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

"Nothing says 'Fourth of July' like beer, hot dogs, and antacids."

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'

Florist.

"It's my birthday. Churn out some hype."

'You're laying down that bottle for when Rich graduates from college? Don't you ever want to drink it?'

Seventh Birthday

"Perhaps we should have postponed our downsizing operation until after the Xmas party."

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

Candle Menopause