Four-legged Foodies Pillows

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"You keep impeccable time."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

"I'm getting a little peckish. Hey! How dare you ignore me. I don't care if I have to go out or not, I'm waking you up at 4 a.m."

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

"He's a true friend and companion and, should it ever come to it, meat."

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

"Generally I recommend chuck, but since your collie has a pedigree...sirloin."

They're quite easy to please actually: Wag your tail when you look at them and you're set for life...

"Rusty go out? Rusty play fetch? Rusty Catch Frisbee?"

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

"Let's get the ball."

"Leave the bowl."

'Cannibal.'

The Doggie Psychic

"We call him 'Leftovers'."

The food is just scooped into my dish...no thought to food presentation.

Ab Fab

Lost dog...responds to an electric can opener.