Four-legged Foodies Mugs

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"You keep impeccable time."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

"I'm getting a little peckish. Hey! How dare you ignore me. I don't care if I have to go out or not, I'm waking you up at 4 a.m."

New for aging dogs: Grecian Canine Formula.

I got a dish, but it only picks up the Food Channel.

"He's a true friend and companion and, should it ever come to it, meat."

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

"Generally I recommend chuck, but since your collie has a pedigree...sirloin."

"Rusty go out? Rusty play fetch? Rusty Catch Frisbee?"

"Let's get the ball."

They're quite easy to please actually: Wag your tail when you look at them and you're set for life...

"Leave the bowl."

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

The Doggie Psychic

'Cannibal.'

"We call him 'Leftovers'."

The food is just scooped into my dish...no thought to food presentation.

Ab Fab