Foodie Pups Pillows

I got a dish, but it only picks up the Food Channel.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"You keep impeccable time."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

"For what you are about to receive..."

'Bone appetit!'

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

"I'm getting a little peckish. Hey! How dare you ignore me. I don't care if I have to go out or not, I'm waking you up at 4 a.m."

'Kibbles & S**t'

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

"Let's get the ball."

"Leave the bowl."

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

The Doggie Psychic

'Don't worry - he's only tasting it.'

"First rules of chef school: no serving table scraps, and if food falls on the floor, leave it."

'Marm never lets me forget when it's liver night.'

The food is just scooped into my dish...no thought to food presentation.

Dog Chopsticks

Lost dog...responds to an electric can opener.

"The special, sir. Shall I spread it out or will you knock it over yourself?"