Foodie Fido Pillows

I seem to have forgotten my wallet. I'm afraid I'll have to pay the check by licking dishes.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"You keep impeccable time."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"For what you are about to receive..."

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

I got a dish, but it only picks up the Food Channel.

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

'Dang! Oh well, I won't have to feed him for a year now.'

"I'm getting a little peckish. Hey! How dare you ignore me. I don't care if I have to go out or not, I'm waking you up at 4 a.m."

New for aging dogs: Grecian Canine Formula.

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

"Leave the bowl."

'Believe me, I've checked. There are no shows on the Food Channel devoted to cooking kibble.'

"Let's get the ball."

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

The Doggie Psychic

'Cannibal.'

'I can understand my mother and my first-grade teacher being there, but there's also a TV announcer who does dog commercials and a second-string catcher for the Detroit Tigers.'

"We call him 'Leftovers'."

"Well, I won't be asking 'what's for dinner' for awhile."