Fountain Hunter Gifts

The amazing regenerative powers of the fountain of youth.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Pirate

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

Archaeologists discover a football

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'It's a treasure map.'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"