Fruit Hunter Gifts

King reaching for an apple

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Banana Split Personality

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Apple Pie Abduction

Tree Passion

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Large, wrinkly

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Peach flirting with a banana.

'What are you eating now?'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Apricots

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

William Tell