Forward-thinking Families Gifts

'We tried solar, we tried wind, and now we have a little nuclear reactor out back.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"We have the exact same taste."

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Go forth and multiply!'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'My mom says we're expecting a house guest for 18 years.'

"So when do we go online?"

Proud Mum.

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

"Let me tell you what it's like to be seven in this city."

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

'I'm sorry, Jerome. Instead of marriage and having kids, I've decided just to have myself cloned.'

"One day my son all of this will be yours."

"I get the new phone, Timmy gets my phone, Annie gets his phone, Bobby gets her phone and you get his phone, dad, and you get to pay for it all."

"Congratulations! You've downloaded a baby girl, have you given any thoughts to a username?"

Technology has changed a lot of things, including how kids run away from home.

"Last, but not least, give my child a seat by the window so I can see her on my drone camera."

'Typical family rubbish bin if you ask me: No chips, no chocolate, but lots of discarded vegetables...'

"This bath obsession you have is doing nothing to reduce our carbon footprint."

"Ryan, are you giving your vegetables to the Roomba again?"

"... and that this ham we're eating has enough sodium to give us high blood pressure. That's what I learned in school today."

"We don't believe in pressuring the children. When the time is right, they'll choose the appropriate gender."

'This is the only way they'll listen to me.'

"It was great seeing you – we'll have to have you two over once the kids have grown up and left for college."

"Attention please. We have a lost little boy named Kevin...."

"Joe and I had 409, 371 children but we never married."

Angry White Males.