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"That was unlucky, getting a waiter who had just inherited a million pounds from his Uncle!"

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'Your future looks charming.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

Golden Eggs.

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

"Trepanning for gold"

'After only a few years in the market I had a small fortune - unfortunately I'd started out with a big one.'

Gambling on office building construction

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

"Forget about tall and handsome. What about portfolio 10 year highs and lows?"

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

"At you age I had already started a Pension Pot."

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."