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"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"It all looks fine to me."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Like Minded

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

On the Hanger

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

Happiness is blogging the first days of summer.

A Wrecked-angle.

Distilled Elephant

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

Evolution of the Mathematician.

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"