Formal Behavior Humor Fan Pillows

'I know I said 'at ease'...but not to that extent.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

The Brothers Grime

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Beer Parasol.

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

Tequila Mockingbird

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

The bird feeder.

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"Fish finder."