Humor In Formality Pillows

"Am I the party of the first part or the party of the second part?"

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Instead of 'Sincerely Yours...' say 'This message was approved by Harlow Rains.''

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

"Sinead?!"

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

Bureaucratic castle

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

'There are limits to this seriousness, sir!'

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'I.R.S short form.'

'What I wouldn't give for some good eczema medication!'

'Is that your wife's anniversary present?' - 'Yes, it's an annual report on our marriage.'

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

"The fax machine ate my homework."

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your money."

'This is your last warning. Move again and I quit!'

Royal Gym. Heavy is the head that wears the crown. And the body isn't in great shape either.

"I noticed you've packed the gallery with your relatives."

'Thank you for verifying your name for us, Doug. We're going to start with some multiple choice questions.'

'Date of birth?' - 'Tenth of February 1979' - 'Sex?' - 'Yes, please.' - '£1,000 fine?' - '...totally worth it.'

'Have I heard his last joke? I do hope so!'

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

'I don't like the way your eyes light up when that nurse comes in!'

'I know I said 'at ease'...but not to that extent.'

Hippie giving presentation

"Let me put it this way - I wouldn't buy any bananas that are too green."

'Mr. Conway came here without an appointment, didn't you, Mr. Conway?'