Forgetfulness Observer Pillows

"I would have remembered if I didn't forget."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"Are you going to move?"

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

Memory School.

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"Today's special: Passwords"

"Jun '87. The peanut incident?"

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

'Can you guess what today is?'

"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

"I often ask my husband to remind me about stuff. that way if i forget something i can blame him!"

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

"Thanks. I'd forget my head if it wasn't.. No one's handed in a head have they?"

'Had Howard let the dog back inside? He couldn't remember...'

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"

"Has anyone turned in a pair of reading glasses?"