Forgetfulness Observer T-Shirts

"I would have remembered if I didn't forget."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"Are you going to move?"

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Is it true that a goldfish has a memory of just a few seconds? Don't recall. Hey, Ernie, whose turn is it to sleep in the castle? Don't recall. Maybe we should flip a rock for it. Sure. Okay, I'll be the flat side and you be the round side. What are we flipping for? Not sure. I'm exhausted. Let's call it a day. Whose turn is it to sleep in the castle. Don't recall.

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

Memory School.

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"Today's special: Passwords"

"Jun '87. The peanut incident?"

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

'Can you guess what today is?'

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."

"I often ask my husband to remind me about stuff. that way if i forget something i can blame him!"

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"

"Thanks. I'd forget my head if it wasn't.. No one's handed in a head have they?"

"Has anyone turned in a pair of reading glasses?"