Forgetfulness Explorer T-Shirts

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Forgotten anything?"

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

"I would have remembered if I didn't forget."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

Memory School.

"Jun '87. The peanut incident?"

"Today's special: Passwords"

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

"Oh God, I think we left the Aga on!"

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

"Honey what's our password?"

"I often ask my husband to remind me about stuff. that way if i forget something i can blame him!"

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'