Forgetfulness Explorer T-Shirts

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Forgotten anything?"

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"I would have remembered if I didn't forget."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

Memory School.

"Today's special: Passwords"

"Jun '87. The peanut incident?"

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

"I often ask my husband to remind me about stuff. that way if i forget something i can blame him!"

"Oh God, I think we left the Aga on!"