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'Now where did I leave the spare key?'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"Are you going to move?"

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"He's got a photographic memory."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"I would have remembered if I didn't forget."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Is it true that a goldfish has a memory of just a few seconds? Don't recall. Hey, Ernie, whose turn is it to sleep in the castle? Don't recall. Maybe we should flip a rock for it. Sure. Okay, I'll be the flat side and you be the round side. What are we flipping for? Not sure. I'm exhausted. Let's call it a day. Whose turn is it to sleep in the castle. Don't recall.

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'Look, just shut up about the caravan will you - it's too late to go back for it now...!'

Memory School.

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"Jun '87. The peanut incident?"

"Today's special: Passwords"

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

'Can you guess what today is?'

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

"I often ask my husband to remind me about stuff. that way if i forget something i can blame him!"

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

'Had Howard let the dog back inside? He couldn't remember...'