Forgetful Sage Gifts

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

That party went well.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

"I can't remember where we're going."

'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."