Forgetful Sage Pillows

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

That party went well.

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Aging Support Group

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

"Don't worry, it's nothing."