Forgetful Reptile Fan Pillows

Drat! I forgot my password again!

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Turtle Trailer Court

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Crocodile

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Snake Eyes

Danth battle?

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."