Forbidden Rice Protector Prints

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"

Covid Garbage Dump

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

"I can't believe I threw all that away for a Cox's pippin!"

'Good news - the price of rice is up seven cents a pound.'

In certain parts of the world, chili-peppers have become a valuable commodity!

'You may have my Double-Double when you can pry it from my cold, dead hand.'

'In this district, Constable, you can't be too careful!'

It Tastes So Bad It Must Be Good For You.

'I'm eating right now. Can you call me back when I'm not eating?'

'Forget the flat screen, Phil. I just found a sack of Basmati rice!'

'My secret receipe.' 'Kept in a big safe.'

"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?"

Tensions are high in the produce section as no one dares to lick their fingers.

"By the way...those rice cakes you bought were horrible! Tasted like styrofoam."

"Mom loved that you used her recipe for squash casserole. Thanks for not making it better than she does."

Cuba imports rice