Unflavored Protector Prints

It Tastes So Bad It Must Be Good For You.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

A Hole in the Dike

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I love you too, big guy."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Evolution.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Igloo for birds.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"That's an everblue."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Thar she blows!'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.