Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'
For My Niece Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for your niece? Our collection offers fun, witty, and affectionate items designed to make her smile and feel special, whether it's her birthday, holiday, or just because.
"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"
"Do you want to play doctorate?"
Young Frank Lloyd Wright
"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"
"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."
Robot Parts $5
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."
"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk
"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"
'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'
I should be a writer when I grow up...
Skipping Horse
Remote control pirate bully
"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"
"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"
At the Museum
"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"
"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."
'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'
Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.
'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'
Wildlife
Director/Action Man toy.
Packaging Russian Dolls
"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."
Football Fans
Cry babies.
Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.
Pirate boy reciting the alphabet
"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."
'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'
"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."
'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'
For My Niece Gifts Collection
For My Niece Mugs
Looking for a mug that captures her fun spirit? Explore our range of personalized mugs perfect for your niece’s daily dose of joy.
For My Niece Pillows
Add a splash of personality to her space with humorous and heartfelt pillow designs. Shop now for cozy gifts your niece will adore.
For My Niece Prints
Decorate her walls with prints that celebrate her unique style—bright, funny, and heartfelt options for every niece.
For My Niece T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt to match her vibrant personality. Browse our collection of witty and charming designs—ideal for your niece's wardrobe.