Footwear Trends Prints

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A women in a shoeshop.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Bigfoot"

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I stand corrected."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Vivienne Westwood

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Consenting Adults.

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Best to keep downwind.'