Footloose Fans Pillows

'If business doesn't pick up - we won't have a leg to stand on!'

Sheep In Curlers

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'You've got lot toe!'

Polly Clinic.

Shoe Whore

"Never seen a cow before?"

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

Tunnel of Dove.

'Yes, she does need orthotics, but the good news is that you have good health insurance...'

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

Five Gold Rings

Children Plead with Santa Claus

Teddy organ grinder

'Stop that racket!'

Non-smoking. Do you have a footsies section and a non-footsies section?

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

An exciting online development for people with foot fetishes: Footbook.

'I know that right now I don't have too much to offer to your daughter, but I promise you that in a few million years my fossilized remains will cost more than one hundred dollars a barrel.'

'Well, the old saying: 'A fool and his money are easily parted' certainly isn't true!'

"We're having a game of FootPool."

Declan Rice

'I read my newspaper online.'

Scarecrow Goalie

Asian Man shows chiropodist curled up toes, due to wearing curled up shoes.

'Don't ever let them walk on you like that, son.'

'They're bunny slippers,what do you think they are?'

'It's fun to scare them when they're wearing snow shoes: They run funny!'

'He walks like a man with a porpoise.'

"I know this is awkward, but I'm your secret santa."

In a perfect world, bean counters would only count beans.