Footloose Fans Mugs

'If business doesn't pick up - we won't have a leg to stand on!'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Sheep In Curlers

'You've got lot toe!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Polly Clinic.

Shoe Whore

"Never seen a cow before?"

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

Tunnel of Dove.

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

'Yes, she does need orthotics, but the good news is that you have good health insurance...'

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

Teddy organ grinder

'Stop that racket!'

Five Gold Rings

Children Plead with Santa Claus

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

'I know that right now I don't have too much to offer to your daughter, but I promise you that in a few million years my fossilized remains will cost more than one hundred dollars a barrel.'

'Well, the old saying: 'A fool and his money are easily parted' certainly isn't true!'

"We're having a game of FootPool."

Declan Rice

Asian Man shows chiropodist curled up toes, due to wearing curled up shoes.

'Don't ever let them walk on you like that, son.'

'They're bunny slippers,what do you think they are?'

Scarecrow Goalie

'It's fun to scare them when they're wearing snow shoes: They run funny!'

'He walks like a man with a porpoise.'

"I know this is awkward, but I'm your secret santa."

In a perfect world, bean counters would only count beans.

Line-up for a person's shoe print.