Footsie Fan Mugs

An exciting online development for people with foot fetishes: Footbook.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

World Cup Fever

Clown Skis.

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

Fan-Centric Stadium

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Football Crazy.

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Wilfried Zaha

'You've got lot toe!'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Ziggy Wombat

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

"There was excitement at the match today, when a discussion over a VAR decision was interrupted by football breaking out on the pitch..."

Dachshund Yoga

No caption (Two children sit on floaties in a swimming pool. One of the floaties is shaped like a dragon. A mother and a father look on. The father is wearing a Viking horned helmet).

Referee

"Take me to David Bowie."

Still life on Mars.

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

Sam Allardyce

Non-smoking. Do you have a footsies section and a non-footsies section?

Medical School. I'm going to specialize in children's feet. You'll be a "podiatrician."

Corn and Bunion plants.

'I know that right now I don't have too much to offer to your daughter, but I promise you that in a few million years my fossilized remains will cost more than one hundred dollars a barrel.'

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

'First, we'll do a job performance preview.'

"We're having a game of FootPool."

'If business doesn't pick up - we won't have a leg to stand on!'