Footsie Fan T-Shirts

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Skis.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

Wilfried Zaha

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Football Crazy.

'You've got lot toe!'

Fan-Centric Stadium

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Ziggy Wombat

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

"There was excitement at the match today, when a discussion over a VAR decision was interrupted by football breaking out on the pitch..."

Referee

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

Still life on Mars.

Dachshund Yoga

"Take me to David Bowie."

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

'I know that right now I don't have too much to offer to your daughter, but I promise you that in a few million years my fossilized remains will cost more than one hundred dollars a barrel.'

'First, we'll do a job performance preview.'

Declan Rice

"That was a Salchow. With Axels, they fall on their buns."

"We're having a game of FootPool."