Football Comedy Lover Pillows

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Football Bomb

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Golf escape.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

False starts.

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"

'As an exercise I placed eleven dustbins on the pitch and made the team dribble around them...The bins won 5-0.'