Foodie With Wings Pillows

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

What the Doctor Ordered

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Ice Cream Surgeon

Domestic Goddess.

"You do like octopus?"

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

La Table

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Fast food. Even faster food

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.