Flying Foodie Pillows

'Could you please do an dental x-ray? I think I broke a tooth on a rock in my in-flight meal.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"Fresh pepper?"

Zagat Rated.

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'Purpose of visit?'

Food sign on the mountain.

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

'Is it just me, or are her eating habits strange now that she's a flight attendant?'

'Bloody Brits.'

'How's the steak, sir?'

Flight of the bumblebee.

"At this time, if everyone would please switch their palates to airplane mode."

"Oh, for God's sake, Harold, please close your mouth when you chew your food! This is a fancy restaurant."

"I'll have the business prodigy's lunch."

Gastronauts

'Manna! Matzoh! If I knew the food would be so bad on this trip, I would have stayed in Egypt.'

Skydiving Pizza

"And for your dinner, sir, will it be 'Gourmet' or 'Bon Appetit'?"

'Chicken or fish? Let me call my lawyer.'

'Where are you headed?' 'Oh, I'm just here for the food.'

"I'm not going anywhere special. I just really like airplane food"

Too much on my plate

The French piper

The real reason behind the Chinese moon landing.

'Now that you've taken a bite would you like to know what it is?'

"Does Bev always pack her own food?"

"Are you sure this is enough?"

'Can I get some carmelized onions on that omelet?'